Bret Stephens : bedbug :: Max Boot : ?

Prompted by: “Washington Post columnist and Never-Trumper Max Boot laments that, as hard as he tries, ‘no matter how many columns or sound bites I produce, he [Trump] remains in office.’” For practice material refer here, and take care to keep your various species of parasitic insects straight. Of course we know how Max Boot would respond to this heckling, should it ever reach his eyes — with that tired (and severely misdirected) anti-Semitism card. Would you like my provost’s email, Max?

Update: Thanks for the Instalanche, Glenn! Some interesting suggestions in the comments at the link. I’m generally not a fan of puns, but loved “greater of two weevils”.

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